Rubber O Cement: festering stink footed and festooned with blackheads on batheads
Herr Meyer and Gustav Holgurtz: splendid solo and duet noise compositions for your hair encrusted wax ears
Matt Ingalls: runs his hoary toenail down the spine of the devil also clarinet and stringed thingy.
bring feminine deoderant spray, nose hair trimmers and tounge scrapers. only the stinky shall prevail.
Cost: cheap